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Joke of the Day
"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"
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"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"
"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."
"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."
"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."
"Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter? [Gainsborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gainsborough) ^Pronounced ^""Gainz, ^brah"""
"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."