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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"""When I call your name say 'omnipresent.'"" - teacher to class full of Gods"

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."

"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."

"One of my friends is halfway through medical school He signs all his emails ""M."""

"What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord? My ass"

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."