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Joke of the Day

"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."

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"What can be served but not eaten? A tennis ball."
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"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."
"You know I heard Hitler was a really good cook. . . Everything he made was kosher."
"NAKED MAN Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: ""How do you drink water with that?"""
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"How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jew? Trick question- ovens don't run on light bulbs."
"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."