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Joke of the Day

"In Need of A Psychic Reading There was a man that needed a psychic reading. He showed up on the psychic's front porch and knocked on the door. The psychic said, ""Who is it""? So he went back home."

"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."

"Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you."

"I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht"

"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"How to get the pussy: 1. go to the animal shelter 2. adopt a kitten 3. show your female friends 4. they fall in love with the kitten 5. they fall in love with you 6. slammed with pussy"

"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."

"What does a vampire with a weight problem drink? Blood light"