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Joke of the Day

"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"

"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"

"Pavlov That name rings a bell."

"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."

"Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much."

"My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."

"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."

"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."