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Joke of the Day
"Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won."
Next Joke
"Harry Potter: ""Hermoine, I'm gay"" Hermione: ""Are you kidding?"" Harry: ""No, I'm fucking Sirius"""
"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"
"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"
"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"
"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."
"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."
"My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste."