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Joke of the Day
"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge."
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"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!"
"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."
"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."
"What's a good Mexican joke?"
"""You can have sex with my sister over my dead body"" ""Umm, I appreciate the weird offer, but I'm just gonna do it in my car"""
"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"
"What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain? Dago wop wop wop"
"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."