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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
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"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."
"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."
"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."
"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."
"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"
"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."
"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."
"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""