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Joke of the Day

"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."

"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."

"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"

"I would lose weight ... But I hate losing ..."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."

"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""

"What are three words you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"

"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"

"What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending."