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Joke of the Day
"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."
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"What do you call a cross dressed robot? Android-gynous"
"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"
"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""