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Joke of the Day

"Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On"

"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."

"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."

"I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head."

"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."

"Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead."