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Joke of the Day
"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"
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"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion, ... and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."
"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"
"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"
"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."
"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."
"*calls wife into the bedroom* *dims the lights* *turns on Marvin Gaye* *sexily sweeps toddler's collection of trucks off the bed*"