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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."

"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."

"Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!"

"The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp. Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!"

"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"

"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, and the windshield..."