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Joke of the Day

"GOT knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? No one. No one, who? Jk it's Arya Stark. I'm out, Jaqen H'ghar."

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog? I have no idea..."

"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."

"Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear You can actually hear the world getting smarter."

"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"

"Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? I did this with my life."

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000? I'd do it for free, bitch."

"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"