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Joke of the Day

"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."

"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"

"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."

"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."

"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."

"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"

"If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you."

"basically the first settlers were those people who go to a party & won't leave even though the indians were checking their watches & yawning"

"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."