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Joke of the Day

"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"

"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""

"Why did the bees build the hive? It's in their beehavior."

"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."