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Joke of the Day

"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"What do a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"Q: Why did the baker rob the bank? A: He needed the dough."

"I'm not a competitive person I'll be the first to admit it."

"Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes."