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Joke of the Day

"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"

"What's the difference between an owl and a bungee cord? My ass"

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles!"

"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."

"Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!"

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."

"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."

"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."