195315
Joke of the Day
"What did they name a mountain nobody gives a shit about? Moot Point"
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"Aching Joints by Arthur Itis"
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"
"A person on this website accused me of writing ""a thousand bad jokes"" and I was like wow that's a weird way to say you like 7000 of my jokes"
"[hell] Satan: Everybody get online & read stuff that makes you mad for eternity Guy next to me: Nooooo Me: I trained my whole life for this"
"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."