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Joke of the Day
"What did they name a mountain nobody gives a shit about? Moot Point"
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"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""
"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."
"What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap? A log!"
"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."
"What does a mermaid stoner smoke? Seaweed."
"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."
"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."