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Joke of the Day
"What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap? A log!"
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"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."
"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."
"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."
"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."
"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."
"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"