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Joke of the Day
"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."
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"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Two Asians are watching the weather forecast... ... and the forecast reports that there will be showers in the area. The first Asian says, ""Oh man!"" And the second Asian says, ""Bah, rain."""
"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"My parents tried to abort me but I was still born."
"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"