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Joke of the Day
"tried to drown my sorrows, but after three days, mother-in-law floated back to the shore."
Next Joke
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"
"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."
"That voice inside my head has a different accent every time I read a new tweet"
"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."
"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."
"Why did the plumber cry? His family died."
"a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS"