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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plumber cry? His family died."
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"Q: What goes: click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" etc... A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube."
"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"
"How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? You strangle it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun."
"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they ""can't even!"""