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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I am handsome I would have exactly one dollar.! Thanks Mom.!"

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."

"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."