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Joke of the Day

"Just watching that movie where Julia Roberts has a lot of teeth."

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."

"What do gay horses eat? Dick"

"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."

"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms"