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Joke of the Day
"""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium"
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"Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966. One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod"
"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."
"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."
"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on a phone,""wing, wing, herrooo?"" God I love this joke"
"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"
"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."
"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."