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"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind..."

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"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."
"""ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS"" I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch"
"Sorry I'm two hours late for work but I was trying to open a Toaster Strudel icing packet with wet hands."
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