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Joke of the Day
"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."
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"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
"He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar. "
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe"
"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
"How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb? ""have you tried turning the light off and back on?"""