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Joke of the Day
"Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail."
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"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
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"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."
"Why is Hitler a terrible wingman? Because he's dead"
"It's only an overdose if you're dead."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream... The ice cream man kidnapped us; please send help."
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."