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Joke of the Day

"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."

"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"

"accidentally added a ""z"" to the end of the word ""think"" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on"

"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."

"Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !"

"It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away."