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"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."

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"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."
"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""
"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."
"Autocarrot sucks!"
"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."
"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."
"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."
"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes"
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