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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."

"10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend: 1. Truthful 2. Intelligent 3. Gentle 4. Humble 5. Tolerant 6. Polite 7. Understanding 8. Sexy 9. Smart 10. Young In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y"

"What's the difference between unhealthy lipids and a tumblrina? One is a trans fat, the other is a fat trans."

"How do you circumcise a Trump supporter? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"

"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's."

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."

"best joke ever.. HL3 confirmed"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."