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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."
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"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"
"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"
"Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!"
"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"
"They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina."
"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"
"Mc'Donalds in hurricanes No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways"