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Joke of the Day
"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."
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"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
"What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference? System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia"
"What is it called when you kill a friend? Homiecide.... I'll^see^myself^out..."
"What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? A STOOL Pigeon"
"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"
"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""
"If twitter isn't a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it."