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Joke of the Day

"Gift horse ""My gums are bleeding."" Dentist ""Well this is a professional dilemma..."""

"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"

"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."

"*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'"

"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."

"How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid."

"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"

"oh hey mom. no i'm just Skyping with my girlfriend. what do you mean am i just playing a Vine of a girl saying i love you over and over"

"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."