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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."

"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."

"I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle."

"RIP to the Italian chef, it's nice to gnocchi pasta pizzafully."

"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"

"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets"

"Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks... ...because the other is a buoy ant"