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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar. The impact gave him a concussion."
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"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."
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"You can't spell 'creative' without 'weed'."
"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"
"Don't get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos."
"There's this guy at work who's giving his wife a gym membership & a vegetable juicer for her birthday tomorrow. His name was Tom."
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"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""