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Joke of the Day
"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"
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"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"
"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."
"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"
"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."
"Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other ""can you smell fish?""."
"""No flying cars yet?"", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb."
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."
"Im not narcissistic. I'm perfect."