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Joke of the Day

"[talks about how badass wolves are for 20 mins] date: can we talk about something else? [pulls out powerpoint on why wolves are badass] No"

"So a Mormon walks into a bar.."

"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"

"People keep telling me that I have no idea what it's like to have no roof above my head I don't think so, I really like the new Porsche convertible."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."

"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."

"Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart."

"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"