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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."

"This unit not available for individual resale. -tattoo on a retired prostitute's back."

"I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush. I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"

"Santa probably regrets giving coal Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty children now that global warming is threatening his habitat."

"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"

"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"

"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"

"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"