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Joke of the Day

"Paddy says, ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""Bugger that!"" says Mick. ""Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"""

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."

"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."

"What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? Speedy Gonzales."

"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"

"My ex-girlfriends all did me dirty like the first 25% of a Netflix loading screen. I was repeatedly tricked into thinking there was a connection"

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"