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Joke of the Day

"That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?"

"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."

"til the hard way that my toenails are stronger than my teeth."

"Does England have a Fourth of July? They do, they just don't celebrate it."

"What was Spider Man's major in college? Web Design."

"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"

"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"

"No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us."

"I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol"