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Joke of the Day
"What is the strictest part of a ship? The stern"
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"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Did you hear about the Indian guy who opened up a grocery store? He called I New Deli."
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"My marriage is based on trust. And according to my wife's lawyers, that trust is based offshore."
"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"
"What do you call a deceptive legume? A Lima bean"
"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"
"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."
"if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy"