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Joke of the Day

"if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy"

"What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? Flatbush."

"Why does China care so much about money? They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'."

"A man walks into a sperm bank, The lady at the desk says, ""Get a load of this guy."""

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"

"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"

"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"I need some advice What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off"