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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? With a steak to the heart."
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"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."
"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"
"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"
"Don't believe that bullshit. Failure is ALWAYS an option."
"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."
"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."
"What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"""
"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."