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Joke of the Day
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
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"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."
"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Look guys i thought a gangbang was where we all played drums together, i don't want any part of whatever's happening here"
"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."
"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"