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Joke of the Day
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
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"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"
"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."
"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."
"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."