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Joke of the Day
"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"
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"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."
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"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."
"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."
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"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"
"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""
"I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates."
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