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Joke of the Day
"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
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"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""
"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."
"9 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"So my new gardener asked me, for the fourth damn time, which plants needed care. I quickly spun, pointed angrily at the daisies and shouted... ""WATER THOOOOOSE!"""
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
"I've got no beef with white wine."
"How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human? None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark"