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Joke of the Day
"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"
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"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Very little scares me. So does very big."
"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had loco motives"
"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"
"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"
"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""