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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."

"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."

"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""

"A man walks into a bar. Smack."

"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."

"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""