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Joke of the Day

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."

"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite."

"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

"Congradulations, you have won a lifetime-supply of batteries from He Man's new company: The Power of Greyskull"

"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."

"What kind of ant can count? An account*ant*."

"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""