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Joke of the Day
"I do all the wrong things the right way."
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"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."
"Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea? It runs in his jeans."
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"When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye. When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good."
"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
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"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"